FOUL!

Ok... so I had a meeting this morning and prior my meetings I like to make sure that I attend to any personal business. This way I don't have to leave in the middle of it and miss something important.

I head over to the restrooms and pass 'someone' on the way. Earlier she had come into my office and after she left I noticed this...aroma. For lack of a nice way to say this, it smelt like crap. I even opened my aromatherapy jar of scented oil so I wasn't afraid to inhale.

I walk into the restroom and get two steps inside to be immediately hit by this wall of warm, putrefied air wafting towards me. I stopped dead in my tracks, turned around and booked my ass out of there. How absolutely rancid!!

I had to run downstairs and was late for my meeting. I know that I will never look at 'someone' the same. How can I? That smell couldn't possibly come out of a humanoid being. In fact, I wonder if there may be some other life form posing in human flesh to try and sabotage the human race by traumatizing people with their odors.

I'm sure if I was in there for a mere second longer I could have possibly died from the stench.

Yes, I know I would have.