She's out whorin' herself.....

Last night I lost my cat Spirit. She is a crazy kitty in heat and she loves to do my bunny slippers whenever she gets the chance. I suppose she saw her opportunity and sprinted when I opened the door a little to long. She saw a chance to get some real action and took it.

I looked for her for nearly 40 minutes in the Minnesota arctic wind. I had a scarf covering my ears for fear of an ear infection since I've been sick for nearly two weeks but I still ended up in Urgent Care tonight.

DIAGNOSIS:
Ear infection, sinus infection, fever and "Did you know your blood pressure is really high?"

*sigh*

I have called all the local animal shelters and drove around some tonight but I think she might be gone for a while this time. I'm still worried. She could be dead on a fricken road somewhere!

ROAD KILL?!?!?!?!?

What if she got in a kitty fight with the cool kitties at the end of the block? I don't have the money for a vet visit! What if she catches some dreadful kitty disease and ends up dying a horribly slow and early death? Like I have fricken money for the kitty drugs?!? Worse yet, what if some snotty little premadonna rich kid finds her and KEEPS her!?!?

p a n i c

I guess all I can hope for is that she's gettin' a piece of ass and she comes homes knocked up. Then I will be a kitty Grandma......

(Damn kitty whore)






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