Tuesday, April 22, 2003

My Favorite Movie Quote

" Ummm let's say your driving along the road with your family and your driving along ....la le laa ... wooooo... and then all of a sudden there is a truck tire in the middle of the road and you hit the breaks
EEERRRRRCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!

'woooooaah, that was close.'

Now lets see what happens when your driving with the other guys brake pads. Your driving along... your driving along and all of a sudden the kids are yelling from the backseat, 'I gotta go to the bathroom Daddy!!'
'NOT NOW DAMN IT!'


- Truck tire-

ERRRRRRRRCCCKKKKKKK I CAN"T STOP!!!! AAARRRRRRHHHHH HELPP!!!
There's a cliff!!AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH and your family screaming... 'OH MY GOD WE"RE BURNING ALIVE!!!' 'OH NO I CAN"T FEEL MY LEGS!!'

- here comes the meat wagon -
WEOOO WEEOO WEEEOOO-

and the medic gets out and says
'OH..... MY....... GOD.....!!!'

- new guy is in the corner puking his guts out-
WWEEHHHAAAALLLLL!!!!! RAAAALLLLLLLLLPPPPPHHHHHLLLLL!!!!


all because you wanted to save a couple extra pennies."


.:::Kid Was Blabbin':::.

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