I shut off my home phone because I usually only get telepukers calling me. I figure it will be extra money in my pocket and I won't have to be bothered anymore. I have a cell for phone calls and Cable Internet instead of dial up.

That is I did have cable interent until the BASTARDS at AT&T showed up at my door and cut me off. They took the whole friggen box and left wires outside my house just HANGING.

JUST HANGING I TELL YOU!
So last night, I had to do what normal people do without internet. I watched TV and read magazines. Well, I did lift weights and cussed a bit but that is besides the point. I had to call the losers on my cell phone and wait in a que that lasted about 30 minutes -- USING MY MINUTES. Then I had to argue with the telepunker on the phone telling her that I wanted the phone shut off but not my internet -- SHE DIDN"T GET IT.

We argued and I cussed and she is sending someone out between 3-5 this afternoon. Which means I have to take VACATION to fix THEIR MESS UP!

UghhhhhhH!!!

I WANT MY INTERNET BACK YOU SLIMEY, NO GOOD, CABEL THIEVING BASTARDS!!

AT & T sucks rocks.