GERMANY BEER DUDE: Hi!
ME: Hi Happy holiday!
GERMANY BEER DUDE: I am still busy with the Christmas trees!
ME: Are you making lots of money?
GERMANY BEER DUDE: No
ME: That is too bad
GERMANY BEER DUDE: Germany is not the right place for making money. Maybe have to move to the US or anywhere else. Last week there had been some English customers who where looking for trees. There are lots of English people here because Herford is British Army Headquarters. They all have to pay double price.
ME: Why double price?
GERMANY BEER DUDE: Average price of normal tree 25 EURO
Special rate for English translation 10 EURO
English jokes and funny conversation 5 EURO
Special risk rate for left-hand-side-drivers 5 EURO
"Merry Christmas" and "Happy New Year" after a sold tree 5 EURO
So altogether 50 EURO
You are not British; you would have special discount rate
ME: I love it!
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