Alien Wedding

Tom promised to provide "clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat" and Katie was told that "young men are free and may forget" their promises...

Ok… like, whatever! What the frakk?!! “Young men are free and may forget” That is part of a wedding vow??!!??! Isn’t that just a bunch of crap in your corn flakes!

RUN KATIE! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!