PROJECT RUNWAY!!!

You thought I forgot. Didn't you?

Well, I didn't. I just got busy and my home computer is on the fritz so I had to wait for a half way free moment at work to sneak this in.

SO the designers had to design for themselves. They had to envision themselves as a jet-setter and design an outfit that would work well for that kind of thing. As you can see by the photos the models are the actual designers(for those of you that don't watch the show)so now you all know who the heck I'm talking about.

Part of the challenge was the design and walk the run way with the outfit but then they were surprised and flown to Paris to find out if their outfit had passed the test of being presentable after a long flight.

VINCENT - This is the most boring outfit ever created on Project Runway. I mean, if they though Robert was boring last week - what the frack is this? It's ludicrous that they thought this was a great outfit.

I'm perplexed.

ULI - This is a dress she has designed 100 times on the show already. Yes it was pretty. Yes it was great but I'm tired of the same dress and the same crazy patterns. I want something different but still in her style. I'm not sure what I want but I'm am sure that I want her in the final three.

Oh... Wasn't she just cute on the runway all stiff as a board and stuff? Ohhhh Uli...

MICAHEL - I LOVE this outfit. However, I could have done without all the straps flapping around all over the place. I like the white. I like the material and I think he did a great job. I wanted him to win over Jeffrey because Jeffrey is Frackin' CRAP!


ANGELA - WHAT IS UP WITH THE BUTT?!?! I'm sorry but seriously, what chick wants her badonkadonk EMPHASIZED in ANY pants unless she is a size 2 and does the exotic dancing for 'extra' cash. What is she thinking with all those lines and florets and ruffles and silk and colors and whatever????

I realize she was under fire from the Super Great JERKMAN Jeffrey but she could have come up with something better than this. I mean, even Angela didn't deserve the wrath of Jeffrey. NO ONE DOES. (well, maybe serial killers and rapist people)

Goodbye Angela. Farewell....

Jeffrey - I hate you and you are crap.







LAURA - The dress is great. I thought she looked elegant and beautiful. I thought it was great that she didn't show me her boobs again.

KAYNE - Yes I see the whole Elvis thing but I also see the whole Kayne thing. I mean, Kayne admits he is white trash so why not just accept his white trashiness in this outfit? I loved the pattern that he cut out. I thought it was great but I could have done without the belt.

Good job on losing so much weight Kayne. That is seriously inspirational!