Thursday, August 17, 2006

PROJECT RUNWAY!!!

This episode the contestants were faced with trying to make a dress out of recycled materials. They were taken to a dump site and they were able to pick out what they wanted to use. Here are the results...

JEFFREY - NEWSPAPER:

This dress is cute as heck and I adore it. I really like the belt on it and it was the only dress that flowed when she walked. This dress didn't win but if it would have I would have been ok with that. I think he did a good job. (even if it is Jeffrey)

KAYNE - FOIL, GLITTER & CRAP:

Did you see the dress prior to this one?? I mean, I myself have a thing for bottle caps but what the hell was he thinking??? THANK THE FASHION GODS that Tim Gunn walked in when he did to make him do it over.

I guess the result wasn't as bad as it COULD have been but this dress was still bad. I hated the models make up and hair. I HATE - HATE - HATE the top of the dress with all the green.

I'm more of a red person....

ALISON - YELLOW PAPER:

I'm pissed.

I can't believe they sent this chick home!!! ESPECIALLY OVER VINCENT?!!?! What they crap is that?!?!

I mean, yes the chick does look like a bloated mini-mouse but at least Alison has VISION where as Vincent is just INSANE! I'm totally upset that she was sent home and I'm not sure if I will ever watch Project Runway ever again...

...

Alright, that was crazy talk - we all know I will.

Alison - it was fun while it lasted and I'm sorry to see you go. *Sniffling*


ANGELA - FOIL?! Who Cares?!?:

It's too bad that this chick is on my bad side. I mean, I just don't like her at all. Look at this dress?! Is it a dress? What is it?

Bleh.



VINCENT - PLASTIC PEANUT SACK - PAPER AND CONFETTI:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! EARTH TO MARS?! The aliens have attacked the Project Runway judges and sabotaged a decent designer for this schmuck.

VINCENT. YOU NEED HELP.

(Oh, and even though I don't like your designs you didn't deserve to have Laura raggin' on you the second you came off the runway. She's a wanker.)



MICHAEL - PEANUT SACK - PLASTIC - FOIL:

I love this. You can't really see the top in this picture because his 'wrap' is around it but trust me - it looked great. I was happy to find out that Michael won. I'm totally behind Michael 100% - at least for now. I mean, who knows what could happen but for now - he rocks.

Not to mention the fact that he at least seems like a decent person - some of the people on this show are just evil.



LAURA - PEANUT SACK - PAPER:

I love the dress but am starting to hate her. She is mean. She is always nitpicking people. I HATE that she can't wear a shirt without showing her boobs. (are they boobs??) I think that it's distasteful to dress the way she does at times and I don't consider that 'elegant' at all like the judges.

I consider it gross.



ROBERT - FOIL:

Finally he pulled something out of his hat. The dude was about to walk last week but I'm glad he is still around. I like the dress and I think it's very cute.

Kudos.



ULI - FOIL - PAPER - PEANUT SACK:

I love, love, love this dress and she did a great job. I wanted her to win but it wasn't 'original' enough. I think she is gonna be a contender in the final three. If she isn't I will be S H O C K E D.

Uli Rocks.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Give these models a meal....they all look like skeletons. yuck.

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