PROJECT RUNWAY!!!

How many people watched Bravo tonight? I mean, HELLO!?! Project Runway was on!!! Did you watch it??

So Jeffrey seems like a jerk huh? I mean, can we say full of himself?? So he dresses rock stars - so what? I used to dress barbies when I was a kid. Obviously the judges thought you totally sucked rocks this time around.I say...whatever dude...

Isn't Vincent a total whack job or what? The dude put a basket on a chicks head with chains attached to it!!! He was totally diggin' that hat - that is until the judges knocked him off his fantasy Basket Hat lovin' pedestal he was on. What is the deal with not standing up for your design you loved so much? I say... what a crazy wanker guy...

This chick Alison is in the top 5 with me. She has a classic look and I love her work so far. (she modeled for her portfolio of clothes) I say... she's decent.

Katherine is from Minneapolis, Minnesota so if she was taping fabric together - I would be rooting for her. She is from "The Land Of 3 Billion Lakes" just like me! Despite this super cool and awesome fact - she has some seriously cute sporty designs and I'm eager to see her work! I say...GO KATHARINE, GO!!!

It turns out that Stacey doesn't know how to work an industrial sewing maching. Hmmm...Isn't that something you probably need to know in a sewing competition? She could have added the additional layer of skirting if she wasn't HAND SEWING the garment. If she would have taken advantage of the technology allowed to her - she may not have been the first to get kicked out. I say... To bad sista'

Bonnie has designed stuff for that tennis chick Serena Williams. (is that even spelt right?) So I suppose she is supposed to be good. I say... Let's find out...

I don't even remember Bradley so I suppose he didn't make any kind of impression on me. Was that the dude that stole that other dudes pillow case? Maybe that was him. Not sure. I say...Are you in there?

Michael Knight. His name reminds me of that show Knight Rider with that dufus David Hasselhoff. Wasn't the car named Kit? Ahhh...The cheesy 80's... Anyway, this guy surprises me with his evening wear but somehow it makes me think he is a player guy since some of the dresses looked a little hoochie-fied but what do I know? I'm some suburbia chick from up nort'. I say...Wow me Hoochie man!

Angela seems to be half way decent and she at least have some sort of personality unlike SOME of the contestants. (Bradley... I'm talking to you...) Anyway although I remember her talking on the show, I don't remember what she said. I say...There is potential

I remember Uli's dress and her accent. I mean, she is from Germany and that is my heritage so I like her. I wonder if she got on the show because Heidi Klum wanted someone else to speak German with. One never knows... I say...Promising!

I like Robert because he designs clothes for Barbie and EVERYONE loves Barbie. I mean, he has some awesome background ya know? The dude designs BARBIE CLOTHES! BARBIE CLOTHES! If you are a chick (or a gay man) you totally know what I'm talking about. He is our designing God so to speak. (But not really ok Mom so don't be telling me I was talking the Lords name in vain or anything because that isn't how I meant it and if I really am going to Hell for that - I'm pretty much doomed...FYI) I say...He is like the uber designer (sorry Katherine) Oh yea and by the way Robert. It's ok if you have to bring your own pillow to places - I do it too. It's like we're twins! ..But not.

Kayne, honey, you're cute so really, I didn't pay much attention to anything other than you are pretty hot. Oh and it's cute that you designed a pink tutu dress for your dog but lets not focus on that because I would like to think that the hot dude that I'm oogling isn't gay or anything. I say... You're my eye candy. Stay straight!

Isn't Keith the guy that has never made a dress before and then won the challenge with a dress made from a fricken bed sheet? I say... Genius.

Lose the fake accent Malon and admit that you are really from Iowa corn country. This guy is a piece of work. I have to watch the show simply to see how much of an ass he will become. It's between this guy and that arrogant Jeffrey guy as to who will be the biggest meanie of the season. I say... You're pompous and I don't like you.

Laura is like the Wendy Pepper of season 1 but wait a minute? This chick actually has some class, style and taste. Not to mention the chick is a mom of 5 kids. Yes. FIVE KIDS! I say good for her and I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE her sophisticated style and can't wait to see more of her stuff. DID YOU SEE THAT COAT SHE CREATED OUT OF A FRICKEN RUG?!?! How Divine!!! I say... I love this chick.

So next week, they are kicking someone off the show due to some 'breaking of the rules' and my bet is on Jeffrey, Vincent and Malon. Who do ya'll think it's gonna be?