PRESS CHECK GONE BAD

Dear Mr. Press Operator That Printed My Letterhead,

The run sucks, in fact – it’s ridiculous!  This looks as if a rookie handled this job not to mention that you SHIPPED IT TO THE WRONG PLACE!  It’s obvious my first sign-offs were not given any thought. It needs to be put back on press and I’m not happy about driving out to Timbuktu to OK it…AGAIN!

YOU SUCK!

*stomping feet*