Me: What are you doing?
Her: Nuffin.
Me: Why aren’t you getting ready for school?
Her: I can’t.
Me: Why not?
Her: I have Herpalitis.
Me: Herpalitis?? What is that?
Her: The doctors don’t know.
Me: What do you mean they don’t know? Are you gonna be ok?
Her: Yea, they said if you give me $100 bucks, I’ll get better.
11 years old and she’s milking her aunt for money already. I taught her well…
*sniffles*





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