This morning when I was driving to work I looked behind me and there was this old dude driving his daughter to school. At first, I thought it was his wife because she was putting on make up. Then we stopped at a light and I noticed the apparel that the girl was wearing.
Spiked dog collar
47 gold and silver chains
18,000 bracelets
2 other chokers
Black top
Jet black long hair
Jet black lightning bolt drawn across her cheek with eyeliner
Ruby red lips
Brown blush
Her father was a rather large man in a grey business suit. He looked as if he was from the mob. Like, he should have had the name ‘Guito’, ‘Ice’ or ‘Tiny’ or something crazy like that. I realized that he was driving her to the alternative art high school up the road and it all made sense.
I mean, the father looking so tough and everything couldn’t keep his daughter from being this crazy expression of gothic madness. Madness because I don’t know many chicks that walk around with lightning bolts purposely painted on their faces in black eyeliner.
Poor dude….
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You either grow up exactly like your parents or the polar opposite.
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