Germany Beer Dude Emerges....

I sent out one of those emails where you ask people to answer questions about you and I got some seriously hilarious, touching & fun stuff sent back to me.  The one that surprised me the most was Germany Beerdude’s (Han’s) response. I haven’t heard from him in a while!  He answered the questions right and as always with much humor.  It’s possible he was on his 9,877^th bottle of beer but that is yet to be proven.  See his responses below: (COMMENTS by me seen in RED)

 

Your name: Beerdude  ß Hans was christened with the name Germany Beer Dude by me about 5-6 years ago. We would chat online and anytime we would talk he would be drinking beer.  He talked about it, drank it & pretty much worshiped it calling it ‘Holy Water’.  Take it from someone who knows – this man likes his beer.

 

Where did we meet: on yahoo-chat ßI believe Hans sent me the first message?  I have to admit, at first I didn’t talk to him but he was persistent and liked practicing his English.  Eventually he got so good at writing English that he was correcting my own grammar.  It’s a tad bit embarrassing to have a foreigner tell you how to write a sentence.  In fact, it was hard at times to talk to him because I didn’t realize how much slang I used.  After years of training, Germany Beer Dude is educated with all the proper slang terms like, Dude, Chick, Whatever, As If, For Real & Crap.

Take a stab at my middle name: don’t know what a stab is, but your middle name is Brenda  ß I can’t believe he got that right. 

How long have you known me: since 9,876 bottles of beer, 1999 ß Seriously, I’m sure he counted and has drank this much beer since he has known me. 

Do I smoke: only as long as I let you.... ß Once we were celebrating something (his new baby or new years) and I was smoking while I was online. (It was years ago mom so don’t be calling me all frantic like I’m gonna die or something)  We were each using a webcam and anytime I would go to smoke he would be upset and told me to quit.  I actually did quit not long after that.  He was not happy with the smoking….

What was your first impression of me upon meeting: cool, she understands my bad English...; actually I did not meet you til now, but take care; one day I am coming over US, over you... over all  ß Hans has grand delusions that he will be taking over the world at some point.  I suppose its alcohol induced but sometimes I think it’s really funny….

Color of my eyes: same like my car  ß I think his car is green but I’m not sure.  I mean, the Beerdude has never met me so not sure how he would know…

Do I have any siblings: no, just those sisters with kids you often talk about

What's one of my favorite things to do: rollerblading and german beer drinking ß Rollerblading yes – Beer drinking is not so much anymore but if he would send some Herforder Pils overseas for me I would be more than happy to oblige drinking it.  Nummy….

Do you remember one of the first things I said to you: yes, everything

What's my favorite type of music: Enya, I think, Onkelz are not English ß So true…  He has always want to convert me over to the Onkelz but I don’t understand German so it’s been hard.  I do have a T-shirt with them on it and it rocks.  I love that thing.

What is the best feature about me: you are the coolest and most interesting unreachable planet in the universe, always coming around but so far away  ß  he he he  I think he’s drunk.

Am I shy or outgoing: you are too crazy to have an idea to this question; I would like to figure out more 

Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: think both, rebel's rules are best, right?  ß Both is right and Rebels rules are always the best…

What's your favorite memory of me: she the one, who drove a VW, better walking on crutches, lol ß When I owned my beetle he was up in arms people.  He H-A-T-E-D my VW Bug with a passion.  Said it was a shit car.  I mean, it was a German car so I don’t know what his issue was but he hated it anyway….

Any special talents: very good at paintings, respectable

Would you consider me a friend:  ß He forgot this one… 

How many children do I have: 0, zannen desu ga  ß What does that even mean??

If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: American beer queen  ß I gladly accept…

If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring? I hope you did not forget the beers, babe  ß How can I forget?