Do you ever wonder what will be remembered of you when you leave this planet? I mean, everyone has to die. No one lives forever and I think it’s a question we have all asked ourselves at one point or another.
Who will remember me? What will they remember? What will they forget?
There are other questions I think about too. For instance:
- Will I be able to have an open casket?
- If I do, will the make up artist make me look hot?
- What will they put in my coffin?
- Did my organs help someone out?
- Can I eat cake as a spirit?
- Will the white light tunnel have Muzak playing all the hits of the 90’s?
- Can I hear people’s thoughts when I’m dead?
- Where would they bury me?
- Will the lady singing at my memorial service suck?
- Will my procession to the cemetery cause a traffic jam?
- Will my mom play Elvis at my funeral?
2 comments:
i'll be remembered as the cowbeller even though, i've never actually owned a cowbell persay.
any tune they play at my funeral that DOESN't include a cowbell will be just like spitting on my grave (or dancing on it).
i'm like totally serious and all..
From your stories, I'm 100% sure your mother will be playing Elvis at your funeral.
Speaking as someone that did have a Near Death Experience, all that stuff doesn't matter anyway.
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