A Vampire for Governer of Minnesota??

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey <-- "During my time as governor, drug dealers and users will live in fear. I will introduce extremely harsh punishment for those who not only use illegal drugs, I will fight to make dealers serve life in prison, or better yet, Impalement."

Seriously, he says this....

Jonathon's Dark Side <-- "My full turn to "The Dark Side" and denouncement of Christianity would occur as a result of the actions of a woman who I once thought was a "Heavenly Angel."

You have to check it out....

Found at-->After School Snack. Thanks for the laughs!