If your first instinct about a guy is that he is a loser and you can find better, do it.
If your first instinct about a guy is that he is a manipulating player, stay away and save your self respect.
If your first instinct about a guy is that he is lazy and rarely works, value your money and yourself by leaving.
If your first instinct about a guy is that he uses people for anything he needs, get a clue and a brain and keep stepping.
If your first instinct about a guy is that he has anger issues, run and don't ever look back.
If your first instinct about a guy is that he is a bullshitting liar, walk quickly and carry a big bullshitter stick.
If your first instinct about a guy is that he is married, offer to stop by his place to drop something off, watch him squirm and then tell his wife and run your home wrecking ass off.
If your first instinct about a guy is that he is mental, refer him to a doctor because you are not one.
If your first instinct about a guy is that he is a momma's boy, tell him to grow up and then run your independent booty away from his cowardly little bum.
If your first instinct about a guy is that he cheats and has a girlfriend, find out who she is, tell her and frantically run your ass off.
Don't ever think that you are so amazing in the sack that it will keep a man from sleeping with four other girls at the same time.
Don't ever think you can buy a man.
Don't ever think you can change a man.
9 comments:
4 other girls at the same time??? man he must be a porn star :) or drunk off his ass :)
He THINKS he is a porn star because he is fooling all these woman but that doesn't mean he IS a porn star.
Most men that jump from chick to chick suck in bed because they don't take the time to actually find out what a girl likes.
And I meant 4 other girls around the same time....
what a girl wants, what a girl needs...isnt that a christina song?
she used to be fine
Memories.....
Are you having regrets about your own instincts about someone in particular? Did you have a wife run you off or did you tell the wife and run your ass off? I'm very curious about this post. AS an aside, I am currently listening to a song on a playlist entitled "Workout Songs" and the only word repeated between the techno beat is "heart attack". Does anyone else find this strange or is it just me?
Heather
Hell...I can't manage to find even one woman interested in me right now much less imagine some guy with 4 on a string...lol...but if I had to be a classless jerk to do that I think I'll remain single.
I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't be interested in your Mike. You seem like a great guy. Don't change that.
Hey, I've had 4 girls at the same time, it was CRAZY hot!
Dude - if it was someone else saying that kinda of crap I wouldn't believe them but being it is you we are talking about here - I believe you.
It's too bad your all married to that one chick with a baby and everything huh? (ok so you're not married to her but you totally are)
Your happy fun days are over.....
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