It's the Holidays!!! .... damnit.

I have probably eaten about 400 pounds of food today.  Not literally of course but it's possible that I may gain that much weight from all the calories and fat.

 

Let's recap.

 

Breakfast

I forgot to eat at home because I think the milk in my fridge is old.  I won't have milk with my cereal unless it's like almost off the shelf.  Call me crazy but I'm not a huge fan of milk. I can taste the second it goes over the line of goodness and not to mention that it's not meant for human consumption. It's possible I'm making that up in my head because I'm picky about milk but seriously, I don't care.  Either way, I didn't eat anything.

 

So I get to work and I sit down and within minutes someone is in my cube with those little tiny muffins.  I took a poppy seed muffin with a super light coating of powder sugar on top of it.  It's Christmas so I figure it went well with the holiday.

 

Later I went by her cube again and she offered me another one.  This time it was banana nut and because my pill was creating havoc in my tummy with such little food in it, I totally ate that one too.

 

I felt better.

 

Breakfast Supplement

My secret Santa got me some orange slices. You know, the candy gel kind with sugar on them? 

 

I had two of those....

 

Lunch

I brought my lunch.  Can you believe it? 

 

I had left over ravioli from the night before with green beans and carrots.  I also brought some celery that I wanted to eat up before it went bad in my fridge.  (can you tell I have a thing about things going bad?)

 

So I go to heat up my meal, grab my celery, fill up my water bottle and head to my desk.  Not two bites into my meal a co-worker called another co-worker of mine saying she locked her keys in the car and need someone to drive out to where she was and bring her extra set of keys.  The co-worker that got the call wanted company so I tagged along thinking I could heat up my meal again later.

 

We get to the place and it's a grocery store.  We thought as long as we are there, why not go shopping? I came out of the joint with some seriously great sugar snap peas and  one of those super little veggie dips.  I figured it would be a nice complement to my almost bad celery and lame ass leftovers.

 

SO for lunch I had four ravioli's, celery, snap peas with some veggie dip, green beans and some carrots.

 

After Lunch Snack #1

I just get done eating not 20 minutes and some chick had a 20 year anniversary with the company.  I mean, you just HAVE to join in on the celebration right? 

 

So carrot cake it was and I'm telling you right now, it was good.  And because it had carrots in it I have rationalized that it is good for me.

 

After Lunch Snack #2

I'm walking back from accounting and see a co-worker talking to the lobby receptionist.  They were oogling some chocolates sent from a vendor.  Of course I had to check it out.

 

I had a little Carmel, a chocolate truffle thing and a chocolate covered almond. The thing is, I don't even like chocolate but it was still pretty good.

 

After Lunch Snack #3

Yup.  Another vendor sent us some super great, you guessed it - chocolate.

 

So I grabbed a hunk of something and it turns out that it was chocolate covered toffee.  It was very good but there was NO way that I could even think about finishing it.  It has been stashed away in my drawer for some other naughty day.

 

So there you have it folks.  Luckily, I have to go skating in 30 minutes to sweat all this crap off of me.  In fact, I may have to do double duty for the craziness I call my 'diet'.  That is, if I can still fit into them and my feet haven't swelled to another size....

 

Good lord.