Smut TV

I have no interesting dreams to talk about today.  I thought I would have a nightmare from the movie last night but I didn't. 

 

Most everyone is gone from work already.  I have so much I have to do and yet I'm procrastinating by typing to you good folks.  I should probably get at my work huh?

 

I don't want to and you can't make me.

 

ok.  Maybe I will go back to work but I would rather be doing something else, like watching daytime smut TV at home or something.  I mean, they make soap opera's don't they?  It's a shame I'm not watching one right now instead of being stuck here.

 

It would go something like this.....

 

Big fluffy hair skeleton with diamond hanging off of the bones faces a super big muscled permatanned stud macho man with really white straight teeth, puts her hand to her brow as if she may faint dramatically and says, " OOOOHHH ROMAN, I can't go on like this anymore!"

 

(spoiled bitch turns around to face the camera and has back to super dork) "What are you saying?", he says with a quizzical look on his face stepping towards her.

 

"I'm saying, this baby isn't yours, I'm sleeping with an alien named Butch, I'm really possessed by Satan, I have a drug problem and I, I............ I.....CAN'T READ!!!!!!!!!!." 

 

"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", Roman cries in agony as he reaches for his pocket protector gun and aims it at her but just then her boyfriend Butch walks in and there is a struggle for the gun and it goes off!!

 

-GIRL SCREAMS - SCREEN GOES BLACK-

 

-BIG DRAMATIC MUSIC - CUT TO COMMERCIAL -

 

Tune in next week to find out who got shot and may possibly be coming back from the dead after contract negotiations......