I'm deaf.

I need to get my ears cleaned out and fast.  I can barely hear anything anymore and anytime I put my head down on a pillow it's like I'm entering the deaf zone.  I'm researching some options and this is what I have come up with.  I'm going to get a kit tonight....

Ear coning (candling) results from experiences, responses of clients and researchers indicate the effectiveness in the following areas:

• Removal of ear wax from the ear canal (including amounts impacted deep in the ear)
  
• Detoxification of the sinuses resulting in relief from sinus headaches and impaction of sinuses
  
• Detoxification of the musculature system with resultant structural benefits
  
• Detoxification of the lymphatic and circulatory systems
  
• Detoxification of heavy metals, mercury from silver fillings and chemical poisonings
  
• Improves sense of smell, taste, eyesight, color perception and musical appreciation
  
• Facilitates sharper mental functioning
  
• Draws out Candida (yeast), fungus, mold, fat globules, mucus, worms, chaff, parasites, viruses, bacteria, residue from past yeast infections, residues of old medicine and/or recreational drugs
  
• Draws out crystallized protein waste matter created from Candida (yeast), fungus, worms and parasites that have accumulated in the nerve endings of the ear
  
• Helps eliminate ear pain, ringing in the ears and headaches
  
• Corrects ear fluid imbalances causing dizziness, nausea and loss of balance
  
• Drains fluid from cysts and watery sacs

• Draws excess fluid from inner ear and middle ear, giving relief from acute and/or chronic ear infection
  
• Reduction of associate Eustachian tube inflammation and obstruction
  
• Stops chronic coughing caused by impacted ear wax pushing against a nerve in the ear canal which stimulates the coughing reflex
  
• Reverses partial or total hearing loss even after many years
  
• Stimulates improvement of sound range acuity and depth
  
• Aids in the relief from bladder and kidney infections
  
• Aids in the relief of athlete's foot and other fungal skin eruptions
  
• Gives relief from swimmer's ear, sensation of vertigo (imbalance), ear popping and the "echo chamber" sensation in the head
  
• Improvement in your personality, enabling an overall sense of well-being