Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Dear Winter Controller Person....

My driver side door was frozen shut this morning.  It took me about 10 minutes to kick, pull and curse it open.  It took me another 20 minutes to de-ice and remove the snow from the remainder of my truck.
 
This in turn made me 30 minutes late for work and my hands, ass and face very cold.
 
I would like a refund and I want my 30 minutes back.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Due to high call volume your request will be delayed. Your 30 mins will be refunded in May.

Thank you,
Management.

twolf1920 said...

Winter Controller Person:

"Up yours-we don't care, and we don't have to. We LIKE to see all of you suffer, and are sadists, so whatever you WANT, we shall do the opposite.

And don't try that reverse pychology crap...we KNOW how to read the obvious!"

Man what a bunch of JERKS, eh J?

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