BOSS OF ME.

Mom: Hello
Me: Hi, are you the boss of me?
Mom: What?
Me: I just got off the phone with D and he said that his mom was the boss of him and that my mom was the boss of me. He wants me to ask the boss of me if it's ok to bring him and his cousins candy.
Mom: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... HOW CUUUUUUUTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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Me: Well?? Can I?
Mom: WELLLLLLL, OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF COOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRRSSSEEEEEE YOU CANNNNNN!
Me: Ok thanks, I gotta go call D back
Mom: Ok Bye.
Me: Bye.