Print Buyer Rulemandments:

1. Thou shall harass all print vendor sales guys as much as possible.

2. Thou shall screw up and confuse work going to all print vendors daily.

3. Thou shall not kill the print vendor unless other wise noted from the head dude himself. (see page 666a of vendor contract)

4. Thou shall not steal the print vendors juicy gossip for your own and must refer gossipee to the original source.

5. Thou shall not share pricing from other print vendors with your print vendor of choice unless weekly bagel drops and free suite tickets to the hottest shows arrive with ribbons and candy to your desk.

6. Thou shall not allow print vendor adequate time for a job unless you have sold your print buying soul to the head dude.

7. Thou shall not allow over 24 hours for print estimates.

8. Thou shall refer to your print vendor as 'those guys'.

9. Thou shall be clean and assume print buying character at all times to get close to said print vendor for psychiatric manipulation.

10. You must eat McDonalds fish sandwiches during Lenten Fridays


The girls and I needed some structure so I made up some rules.