CAMERA PHONE ACTION RULES

Dear readers.

I promised you pictures and pictures you shall get. Tonight I receieved in the mail my brand new spankin' picture phone. With this latest development this means there are going to be some changes.

1. All pictures taken by my brand new spankin' picture phone can be pictures of anything I see throughout my lame ass predictable day. This includes people in cars next to me picking thier noses when no one is looking (except me) and other lude acts of radomness in public. Precaution should be taken when needed.

2. All pictures are totally mine and I shall be noted as the photographer in any downloading of said picture/s. (In plain english - link to http://reveriecafe.blogspot.com)

3. Any nudity in my pictures is considered art unless otherwise noted as sleezy pornstar action. (mom, please don't call and ask me if I'm running a pornstar ring because I'm not. *snicker-snicker* I'm just making idle banter with my blogger friends....nothing more...)

*cheesy pornstar action music*

totally kidding mom.



for real.


4. There is a #4 but I can't remember it because I'm laughin to hard about being a cheesy pornstar action pimp-ola.

5. Any pictures that you happen to see that happen to be YOU are free to be posted on this site because once you are in my camera your picture is mine and I can do with it as I please. Don't go in public if you need to remain mysterious.

If for some reason you feel violated or something stupid like that, money and Nerd rope candy will work as bribes.

6. Ok. I think I can't think of anymore this late at night so this is the end.