Thursday, July 21, 2005

TRUE FACTS

In Lebanon, people are allowed to have relations with animals, but the animals must be female.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.

The California Department of Motor Vehicles has issued six driver's licenses to six different people named Jesus Christ.

Beethoven dipped his head in cold water before he composed.

The RIAA sued an 83 year old woman for downloading music illegally, even though a copy of her death certificate was sent to the RIAA a week before it filed the suit.

2 comments:

jamwall said...

dammit the lebanese government for not allowing same-sex animal-human relationships! they are such non-progressives!

twolf1920 said...

So what IF he did it with a Girl OR boy animal?????

Either way its still EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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