Sisters.....

ME - I'm going golfing tonight - 9 holes with the girls at work.

HER - wow... have you done that before?

ME - I hit some balls the other day with them. I went once like, 5 years ago and it was funny. I'm gonna become a pro and whack the balls super far. I will be on pro sports magazines and you will be all jealous of my boyfriends. That is until the new up and coming woman golfer snatches my title from me and I become a has been, my boyfriend leaves me and I loose all my money buying nerd ropes for the kids (my nieces and nephew) so they love me again.....

HER - well ok then... so you have golfed before.

ME - yup.