Sunday, March 14, 2004

Once Upon A Time....

...There was once a naive chicka name Kid. She had lavish fantasies of having her very own EBAY store. She would start out with her own stuff and slowly, when she had the time, would start painting and selling her very own work. Of course selling so many things prior to her own work she would have a name for herself. Kid wanted a good EBAY reputation so all of the EBAY buyer people in the kingdom would love her and buy all her stuff.



She dreamed about her store for months. She thought about how she was going to sell, what she was going to sell and when she was going to sell. One glorious morning, she decided to stop thinking about her store and open it. "Wow!", Kid thought, she was on her way to making her dream a reality.

Soon she was on her way to selling everything she could get her naive fingers on. In fact, Kid thought, "Since my friend is leaving, wouldn't it be a good idea to help her too?"

So she took bins and bins of things from her friend and she sold her heart out. She went from over flowing bins to almost empty!! She was so proud.





"Almost empty."


Then one day she decided to list LOTS and LOTS of stuff to sell. "Gee," Kid thought to herself, "this will get me a lot of money and I will get rid of so many things for my friend."

Her auctions ended and she was overwhelmed with so many items to ship out. However, with a little hard work and some patience waiting for her money. She did it.





"Holy Crap."


Kid was proud of her work and she took some time to help her friend again. They traveled all over the city and took crates and crates of old records to the CHEAPO store. They talked to many dudes and got her friend some mucho casho for her friends loot. Kid and her friend were happy.



Kid told her friend of her success on EBAY and her friend gave Kid even more stuff to sell. Kids eyes opened wide.





"Holy MORE WORK Batman."


So Kid decided to work really hard and sell, sell, sell, sell.

THE END.

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