PEOPLE?! What the hell? It's like, midnight and I'm watching TV. All of a sudden I hear two dudes screaming their lungs out. Mind you, I'm in my house with my windows and doors locked shut and my TV is on loud. (OK, so I'm deaf) I could STILL hear these dudes plain as day and they were across the street!!
I mean, I was a bit scared. These dudes where out for blood man. Swinging at each other, pushing each other. I should have videotaped it but I didn't have a camera - they were so funny now that I think about it. Every time one dude would push the other dude they would both slip on the ice and nearly fall.
I think they might have been drunks from the bar up the street. They were fighting over a chick I think. Who knows? What I do know is that I don't want to have to listen to people yelling their guts out in the middle of the night. Seriously, what if one of them would have had a gun?? Or a Knife?? I wasn't about to witness a murder. (although I'm a fan of true crime books)
So I have now become that nosey-neighbor-cat-lady-that-peeks-from-behind-her-curtains that lives in the ghetto. (Not really the ghetto but HELLO!?!) I have been labeled, if even in my own mind. It's SO time to move......
....I'm begging of ya... please don't take my maaannnnnnn.
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jooooo leeeeeeeeeene
Please don't take him just because you caaaaaaaaan
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
This morning I woke up totally late. I mean, it was 8:30 and I'm like.... "Wow, this bed is so warm and I could sleep forever. MMMMMmmmmm, my covers are so comfy......I'm so glad it's the weekend...."
GET OUT OF BED!
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