Who Said It WASN'T 4th Of July?

So I thought I wasn't going to be yapping with you guys until after Christmas but I HAD to get on this computer thingy at my mom's and totally tell you what is going on here. It's going to be the BEST Christmas EVER!

I stop at the liquor store and I grab like three bottles of their cheapest finest wines and some brand new liquor called Dooley's. It tastes like a heath crunch bar if you have ever had any of those candy bars. ANY HOOOOOO....

SO I get my alcohol and I head over to my parents place. I bring in my presents, show off my alcohol and I'm in the kitchen and I heard this heavenly music. Something like 'ALLELUHIA' by the Mormon tabernacle Choir or something in my head and this brightly glowing halo around what I see are FIREWORKS.

Like REAL FIREWORKS people!!

Ummmm, so what they heck are we going to do tonight with a house full of booze, presents and fireworks?? Probably only have the bestest Christmas ever in the whole fricken world. Yup. We are.

Don't be jealous or nothing though, I'm sure Santa will be bringing you a honkin' huge box of pyrotechnics too.

NOT!