Monday, November 24, 2003

Daily Dirt

1. How often do you have to go?
Without my medication? Twice a day. With my medication? About 400 times.

2. Do you pick a particular favorite cubicle on a particular floor?
It really depends on what bathroom I'm in but generally, I want one that is free of other pee'ers.

3. Do you squat on the bowl (stepping on it)?
I guess I must be out of it on the toilet lingo but I have never heard of anyone stepping on the bowl to squat and pee. Interesting question indeed.

4. Do you whistle or sing when you're in there?
Singing for the mysterious fellow pee'ers in the bathroom isn't something I have ever done. I wonder though, what if there was a head of a record company peeing next to me? They would hear me, love it and gave me a gatrillion dollar record deal.

I might have to rethink this.

5. What do you do if you're going for No.2 and the person next to you also going for No.2?
Wish them luck.

Found at -->Daily Dirt

78 comments:

Anonymous said...

zoNixj The best blog you have!

Anonymous said...

Qxh6pY Hello all!

Anonymous said...

Wonderful blog.

Anonymous said...

Please write anything else!

Anonymous said...

actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.

Anonymous said...

Thanks to author.

Anonymous said...

Thanks to author.

Anonymous said...

Nice Article.

Anonymous said...

actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.

Anonymous said...

Nice Article.

Anonymous said...

Nice Article.

Anonymous said...

HbWhEW write more, thanks.

Anonymous said...

Good job!

Anonymous said...

Good job!

Anonymous said...

Thanks to author.

Anonymous said...

Magnific!

Anonymous said...

Hello all!

Anonymous said...

Magnific!

Anonymous said...

Magnific!

Anonymous said...

Wonderful blog.

Anonymous said...

Wonderful blog.

Anonymous said...

actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.

Anonymous said...

Magnific!

Anonymous said...

Wonderful blog.

Anonymous said...

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Anonymous said...

Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.

Anonymous said...

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Anonymous said...

Good job!

Anonymous said...

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies

Anonymous said...

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Anonymous said...

What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Anonymous said...

Beam me aboard, Scotty..... Sure. Will a 2x10 do?

Anonymous said...

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Anonymous said...

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Anonymous said...

What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Anonymous said...

Please write anything else!

Anonymous said...

Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

Anonymous said...

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Anonymous said...

Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman!

Anonymous said...

Please write anything else!

Anonymous said...

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Anonymous said...

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Anonymous said...

Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.

Anonymous said...

Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

Anonymous said...

Magnific!

Anonymous said...

What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Anonymous said...

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Anonymous said...

Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.

Anonymous said...

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies

Anonymous said...

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Anonymous said...

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Anonymous said...

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Anonymous said...

Save the whales, collect the whole set

Anonymous said...

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Anonymous said...

C++ should have been called B

Anonymous said...

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

Anonymous said...

Wonderful blog.

Anonymous said...

What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Anonymous said...

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.

Anonymous said...

Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman!

Anonymous said...

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies

Anonymous said...

Clap on! , Clap off! clap@#&$NO CARRIER

Anonymous said...

Magnific!

Anonymous said...

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Anonymous said...

What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Anonymous said...

Clap on! , Clap off! clap@#&$NO CARRIER

Anonymous said...

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.

Anonymous said...

Nice Article.

Anonymous said...

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies

Anonymous said...

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Anonymous said...

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Anonymous said...

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Anonymous said...

Good job!

Anonymous said...

Save the whales, collect the whole set

Anonymous said...

Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.

Anonymous said...

Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman!

Anonymous said...

[url=http://www.cheapcanadagooseparkas.ca]canada goose store online [/url] Cast iron is certainly powerful and additionally will provide long life and right now there are actually countless design rewards regarding doing work in cast iron; this can be a material which usually will be carved to gorgeous styles such not to mention rounded corners of which profoundly improve decorative elegance involving Morso Wood Stoves.. [url=http://www.busesbitermi.com]dr dre beats cheap[/url] Ltclam
[url=http://www.christianlouboutindiscountsale.co.uk]christian louboutin[/url] [url=http://www.ogrelarp.com]Canada Goose Jacken[/url] Hotbqe [url=http://www.pandorajewelryukonsale.co.uk]pandora uk[/url]

Anonymous said...

http://www.cheapcanadagooseparkas.ca The up coming attribute that I located was that genuinely hot college girl costumes often had a crystal white shirt with short sleeves. [url=http://www.busesbitermi.com]cheap beats by dre[/url] Bijfmh
[url=http://www.christianlouboutindiscountsale.co.uk]christian louboutin outlet uk[/url] [url=http://www.ogrelarp.com]Canada Goose Shop[/url] Lmnvvf [url=http://www.pandorajewelryukonsale.co.uk]pandora bracelet charms[/url]

Where I've Been