Thanksgiving

One day, two very loving parents got into a huge fight. The
man called the woman a bitch and the woman called the man a
bastard. Their son walked in and said "What's that mean?" The
parents told him it meant ladies and gentlemen.

The next day the parents decided to have sex. The woman said
"feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick." Their son
walked in and asked "What's that mean?" and the parents said
it meant hats and coats.

On Thanksgiving, the dad was shaving and he cut himself.
"Shit", he said. The kid came in, "What's that mean?" and the
man said that it was the brand shaving cream he was using.

Downstairs the mom was preparing the turkey and she cut herself
with the knife. "Fuck," she said. Once again her son came in
and asked "What's that mean?" The mom said that was what she
was doing to the turkey.

Then the door bell rang and the kid answered the door to see
his relatives fo! r Thanksgiving. The kid said, "A l right you
bastards and bitches, put your dicks and titties in the closet.
My dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom
is down here fucking the turkey!"

I thought it was cute.....