Monday, May 19, 2003

Kitty Whore Is Pregnant


According to this El Sham's Gestation Calendar I will be a Kitty Whore Grandma on June 14th, 2003. I have been having a lot of trouble keeping Spirit inside as I believe she has built a nest outside under the neighbors deck. I am now creating a nest downstairs for her and will have to confine her to the basement when the final days arrive.

I'm all nervous. I'm going to be a GRANDMA!

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