5 year old logic

Dylan, my five year old nephew kicked his father. My sister Nicole saw this and told him that she was on the phone with his Auntie Jacque and that I was going to call the Easter Bunny to let him know that he was being bad. She went on to tell him that I had the Easter Bunny on the phone and that I was telling the Easter Bunny that Dylan shouldn't get so much Easter candy in his basket this year.

Dylan was horrified and being an only child of course there was no other person to blame for the action so he told his mom that he in fact didn't kick his Father. Stimpy the cat was indeed the culpret. Dylan went on to say that his mother should tell me that the cat had done it and the Easter Bunny shouldn't bring anything for him instead.

After Dylan insisted on this several times he asked to speak with me.

DYLAN: "Hello, Dackie?"
ME: "Hi Dylan!"
DYLAN: "Tell the Easter Bunny that the cat did it O'Tay?"
ME: "How did your cat kick your dad? My cat can only scratch and bite."
DYLAN: "Well, my cat can kick."
ME: "Are you sure?"
DYLAN: "Yup."
ME: "Okay, so you are sure that you didn't kick your dad?"
DYLAN: "Uh-huh. You tell the Easter Bunny that my cat did it. O'Tay? O'Tay. See you tomorrow, bye bye."

Wouldn't this be great reading material for when he is older and his girlfriend is over for a visit?

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If you were me....





And I was you. What would be different?

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SCREW THIS DIET I LOOK GOOD!!



FUNNY!!!

Thanks Mark for sending a miserable dieter a light at the end of the tunnel. *snicker*

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An ode to the 'lil big guy.....



Dear Penis.....

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