Warnings About UFOs

"THE FOLLOWING ARE COMMON SENSE WARNINGS WHEN DEALING WITH A UFO

Do not touch or attempt to touch a UFO that has landed. Passing through the Earth's atmosphere the skin of the craft will be hot. There is also a possibility of radiation. There is also a chance of steam being produced from the heated hull at the landing site.

Do not stand under a hovering UFO at low altitude. There is a possibility of radiation danger.

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CONTACT ALIENS if they appear, any movement on your part may constitute an act of aggression. If possible, back away VERY slowly. Make no gestures what so ever. If possible note the time and take a photograph if possible. Note the shape and size of the craft, use nearby objects for a size comparison.

Do not touch any artifact from an alien spacecraft, the artifact may be dangerous, leave this to the authorities. Get away from the area QUICKLY. Inform the local authorities or the military."

OK - I found the above THE WORLD OF THE STRANGE. It's interesting to me how they came about this information. Who made these rules and on what grounds? If I wanted to greet them and welcome them to my world who is to say that I won't be asked (in my English language of course because of their super high tech language translators) to take them to my leader.

Who would you take them too? Would they mean my personal leader (which would be my mother) or would they mean America's Governing body? It's not like I don't think they would like my mother, she's a great gal, it's just that I don't know if they would enjoy the motherly love or holiday schedule and the banter that comes with it.

For instance, let's say Alien Bob wants to go with me to dinner for Christmas. How do I explain to him that my family wouldn't like that we are from completely different planets. Of course if Alien Bob made me happy I'm sure my family would concede but he would have to go to church and wait to open gifts until after we eat and finish the dishes. I'm not sure an Alien from the planet Kuwaqer would understand. What if in his culture gift opening is something they do before they eat? If could mean havoc.

It's possible if I took him to the head of the country I would have to worry about falling in love with Alien Bob on my journey. Then I would feel slighted and broken hearted when the scientist quarantine him away from me and scheduled him for dissection. I'm sure that our scientist would have the American peoples best interest in mind by ridding our world of his kind but I would have to disagree if I loved the dude. I'm not saying that I only fall for crazy Alien men (although my family and friends might disagree) but I do think there is something interesting about the strange and unusual.

I suppose I wouldn't be that broken hearted. I heard Alien Bob has a brother.

I'll have to keep you posted. *wink*