Gay Men....

Why is it that the second I step into a gay bar, men swarm me but if I'm in a straight bar, I'm left alone? I'm confused and so lost. I can't do anything with a gay man except tell juicy gossip sex stories, sing and dance to Cher tunes and viciously flirt.

It's so satisfying yet so disappointing all at the same time. It's kind of like finding the PERFECT pair of shoes to go with your favorite outfit but they aren't in your size. What good are they if you can't wear them?


Stewart/Steve where are you?