So I'm rolling around the RollerDome tonight and I was watching my regular hotties skate about. Round and round they go, oblivious to the fact that I'm watching all their hottie muscles move. Some of them are in sweats. Some in biker shorts. Some are young. Some are old.
Some of you know because you hear me talking about them all the time. (Yes, I talk about them at work but only for a minute because I'm a busy girl.....) They are the speed skaters up stairs with all the hot looking legs, there is the hottie man that could easily pass for one of the Hans and Franz dudes from SNL, the hottie man that takes the tickets, the hottie man the helps the rollerblade dude, all the hottie men that come with their 'women', all the hottie dudes on the MetroDome field practicing whatever it is they are practicing that night, all the older business hottie men with grey hair, the hottie man that roller skates along side of me Wednesday nights (Mark somebody or something like that), all the hottie men down stairs who practice their hockey moves and last but not least of course there is Scary Punky Hottie Man. (see post on 11/7/02 for further explanation on this one)
Once one of the hottie speed skater guys started talking to me. Mark was there --> he is my witness. I suppose he was just trying to be nice asking me if I hurt myself but he still asked right? (Mark was massaging a charley horse out of my left leg so I could finish my next 15 laps... which of course I already fricken did 10 already but nooooo... I had to do 15 more... didn't matter that I was dying and could collapse at any moment from the stress of the cramp...... On the other hand..... Mark massaged my leg!!!......he he he he)
Not all skaters are hotties of course. I do have rules. (yes, hottie rules!) For instance, the man that I saw tonight with neon-green hair and a suit on? He would not qualify as hottie material. There is also 'Happy neon-blue wheeled rollerskater balding tan man' that rollerskates (or should I say dances) a long side us rollerbladers. He also is not considered a hottie man. However, he does have a great smile that is consistently on his face. This is appealing but I wonder if it's drug induced. I think they call this substance something that rhymes with Mary Jo yAnna. (But I wouldn't know anything about that kind of stuff.) There are the heavier older men that think they can still fit into the size 32 biker short they bought 16 years ago at a garage sale in East Bethel. Another non-hottie dude has a two foot unkept beard and saggy shorts. I assume he is going for the 'I'm so cool I'm attempting dread locks' look but it's failing horribly. It's really looks like he forgot they make razors and other things like shampoo or combs.
I suppose if I'm lucky, someday I might even meet one of my hottie men, share a "Hello" or maybe a flirty wink but until then I will watch and enjoy. I'll be sure to keep you updated and because I know at least four of you are desperately waiting to hear..... NO, scary punky hottie man was not there tonight.
He will be on Wednesday though.....
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