ATTENTION ALL HORNY BOYS

Just because I'm apparently single again that doesn't mean I want to do any of the following:

A.) Have sex with you.

B.) Get paid to have sex with you.

C.) Be your 'good' friend even though as your girlfriend you drove me nuts. I don't talk to you for a reason.

D.) Meet you for the first time late at night at my place to snuggle and watch movies even though you are horny as hell and want to have sex with me.

E.) Have Cyber sex with you via web cams.

F.) Have you show me how good you are at ANY type of sex act.

G.) Think about having sex with you.

Boys, what planet are we on? (Yes it's boys, real men wouldn't act like this.) Doesn't it take time, dating, hanging out and getting to know someone until you can claim you want another person? Love them? Like them even? Wouldn't I have to meet you (in a public setting) and talk to you before I made any kind of decision on whether or not I even liked you let alone do any kind of physical act with you?

Since when did boys think that dating was chatting on the internet for 20 minutes before they hit a home run? I suppose for the chicks that get off on that, you're in the money. It's pathetic that you can't muster up enough self confidence to go out and actually earn whatever booty you so desire. Let me reiterate to you once again....

That booty will not come from me!

When you are serious about wanting to be with someone, you will not use sex as a way to get to know them. You will not base your conversation on it, especially prior to meeting that person. If you want sex that much go to the whore on the corner. It's insulting that you think so little of me that you think I would disrespect myself that way. So take your keyboard and your web cams and try the next IP address. I've got what they call self respect and I'll be damned if you think you're worth losing it.