Dear Raja,

The hottie man at the dome is just a hottie man.  He is someone I oogle watch to pass the time as I blade around the dome like a mad woman.(and secretly wish he totally loved me) Even though you are married, have a baby on the way, live a million miles away and are the most unattainable man that I currently know, I will forget about my hottie man at the dome and hold a picture of you in front of me while I skate and oogle watch you.

Your ever sarcastic friend....
Day Dreamer