GERMANY "OIL" DUDE

Hans: last saturday I was buying salad oil in the supermarket
Hans: very cheap discounter
Hans: I was wearing my gardeners cloths
Hans: I had 120 bottles salad oil
Hans: like every 2 weeks
Hans: at the cashpoint the lady asked me what to do with that
Hans: which flowers need that to grow?
Hans: which cocktail is mixed with that?
Hans: do you drink that?
Hans: I said my engine is running on that
Hans: she asked if I ment the tractors
Hans: I said my fucking normal car
Hans: and all people around were wondering about that and talking about me
Hans: so I decided to fill up there at once
Hans: bottle by bottle
Hans: on the car parking outside
Hans: people around look very strange
Hans: think they thought I would be crazy
Hans: then cant belive that I went away with my smelling car....
Kiddo: Not everyone uses salad oil? Does it ruin your engine at all?
Hans: no
Hans: not everyone
Hans: just pioneers like me
Hans: I think 5 % of all cars right now
Hans: but it is now coming every week on newspapers and tv
Hans: people are more and more considering to the better way of driving
Hans: my engine likes it
Hans: it runns as fast as with diesel
Hans: and not so loudly
Hans: and it makes hungry making smell
Kiddo: Like french fries?
Hans: some time ago they started selling bio-diesel, but that ruins engines
Hans: my stuff is safe
Hans: yes
Hans: fries