Monday, November 24, 2003

Daily Dirt

1. How often do you have to go?
Without my medication? Twice a day. With my medication? About 400 times.

2. Do you pick a particular favorite cubicle on a particular floor?
It really depends on what bathroom I'm in but generally, I want one that is free of other pee'ers.

3. Do you squat on the bowl (stepping on it)?
I guess I must be out of it on the toilet lingo but I have never heard of anyone stepping on the bowl to squat and pee. Interesting question indeed.

4. Do you whistle or sing when you're in there?
Singing for the mysterious fellow pee'ers in the bathroom isn't something I have ever done. I wonder though, what if there was a head of a record company peeing next to me? They would hear me, love it and gave me a gatrillion dollar record deal.

I might have to rethink this.

5. What do you do if you're going for No.2 and the person next to you also going for No.2?
Wish them luck.

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